Boob Shelf Satin Dress Black/White
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I wore this dress to my first Sadie Hawkins dance in 1953. And every year after I would wear it because I was a ghost who died in a car crash on the night of the dance and I would haunt the school gymnasium every year at night until they tore down the school and turned it into a Dollar General store. Once they tore down the school it wasn’t as fun to haunt the Dollar General so I just decided to pass onto the other side and face judgment from God in the afterlife.
DETAILS:
satin
ykk zipper
elastic straps
XS: Bust: 31", Waist: 25", Length: 44"
S: Bust: 33", Waist: 26.75", Length: 44.75"
M: Bust: 35", Waist: 28.75", Length: 45.5"
L: Bust: 37.25", Waist: 30.75", Length: 46.5”
XL: Bust: 40", Waist: 33.25", Length: 47"
1X: Bust: 43.25", Waist: 36.25", Length: 48"
2X: Bust: 47.25", Waist: 40.25", Length: 48.5"
3X: Bust: 51.25", Waist: 43.75", Length: 49.5"
4X: Bust: 55.5", Waist: 47.75", Length: 50.5"
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