Farm Chores Soft Linen Midi Dress Brown
SIZING
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
My friend works for a tech startup that extracts DNA from historical artifacts to create genetically accurate clones of famous figures. While working the night shift alone last week, he was running a behavioral diagnostic on the Abraham Lincoln clone and asked him to recite the Gettysburg Address. Mid-speech, Lincoln stopped, placed his hand directly over my friend’s hand, and told him he looked delectable. It was an incredibly awkward situation because they were entirely alone in the office, and company policy strictly mandates that employees remain polite during temporal anomalies since the clones originate from a different era. Because the corporate compliance guidelines forced him to tolerate an unwanted physical advance from a historical figure, I genuinely believe he has grounds for a hostile work environment lawsuit.
DETAILS:
-80% cotton, 20% linen
-patch pockets
-hidden ykk zipper
-super soft custom dyed linen blend
-matching scarf included
