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Mini Skort Brown Stripe

Regular price $138.00
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Brown Stripe
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I mean, I guess it’s okay if you go out in a skirt that short… if you want to be a whore just like your dead mother and be found frozen to death in the Delaware River! I pray to St. Mary Magdalene every night to give mercy on your soul and you do this to me. Your only grandmother who raised you with my blood, sweat, and tears. Martha’s daughter is applying to Rutgers for early acceptance, and you’re out on the cold, filthy streets applying for abortions. 

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A short guide to Wool Blends
Our wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. Line dry or dry flat, and if you can avoid the dryer, that'll keep your garment looking and feeling newer for longer.