Unisex Bikini Bod Thick Linen Chore Jacket

No, it’s not a real bikini. It’s just an appliqué on a regular jacket. But for me, it makes sense. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of myself. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being.

DETAILS:

-100% thick sturdy linen

-"bra" seam details on front and back

- 2 hip pockets and 1 unreachable pocket in back

-mother of pearl buttons down the front

-This sturdy linen fabric makes a lovely lightweight work jacket. Thick, iridescent “mother of pearl” buttons. Soft cornflower blue color. White bra on top.