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5 left - Jumpsuit of the Future Thick Linen Gray
SIZING
Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
I never understood why rollerblades went away. Why would you walk somewhere when you could have wheels on your feet that take you somewhere faster. It’s also fun. Humans don’t want to be fast and they don’t want to have fun. So they called rollerblades gay and they fell out of fashion. We don’t deserve to get places fast in a fun way. So we walk. We walk slowly everywhere and we don’t have fun.
DETAILS:
-This jumpsuit is the same frontwards and backwards and up and down. The pants can also be buttoned off and just wear the top part as a shirt.
-All mother of pearl buttons are workable real buttons
-linen blend
-machine washable
