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Soft Linen Mini Dress Blue Polka Dot
SIZING
Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
I was recently horrified to learn from a trusted friend, who showed me scientific evidence, that all women—in the absence of makeup—are ugly, at least facially. Some women make up for it somewhat by having a good body. My friend, a top female scientist, then told me that all women after the age of 29 are complete dogs. Again, this is an award-winning scientist who is a household name—you would know both her name and her work—and she is very credible, having provided truly convincing evidence of this.
It was Elizabeth Holmes. We are pen pals.
DETAILS:
cotton/linen blend
hidden ykk zipper
flower detail on hip
