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Unisex SOUP Navy/Red Athletic T-Shirt

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Here are some appropriate responses to use when a boomer male approaches you and quotes “No soup for you!”. These options are light and playful while still showing you get the reference:

  • “Oops, guess I’ll stick to sandwiches!”
    A simple, casual response that keeps things breezy and acknowledges the joke.

  • “I knew I should’ve practiced my soup-ordering skills!”
    A little self-deprecating humor that’s charming and relatable, perfect for an awkward moment.

  • “Guess I’ll just sip my tea and pretend it’s soup!”
    Quirky and silly, this keeps it fun without needing a big reaction.

  • “No soup? I’ll survive... probably.”
    A shy, slightly dramatic twist that adds humor while staying low-pressure.

  • “I’m more of a salad person anyway!”
    A quick pivot that moves the convo along without lingering on the reference.

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