Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
SIZING
If you live in Washington State and want a horse to have sexual intercourse with you, but you are too afraid to break the state law prohibiting the act, you can blame the former Boeing engineer, Kenneth D. Pinyan. Pinyan, who had lost a lot of feeling in his body due to a near-fatal motorcycle accident, felt compelled to insert larger and larger objects into his rectum to feel any kind of sensation, until one fateful Washington summer night, he was killed after having sex with a large male horse. Up until this point, there were no laws on the books against this, but once police tracked down the farm where Pinyan's death occurred and seized hundreds of tapes of animal abuse, a new law was quickly passed, and the party was over… as far as we know.
DETAILS:
Re-creation of a vintage 70's t-shirt
wool blend t-shirt fabric with appliqué star and custom printed striped wool blend sleeves
Very soft and vintage feeling. Never itchy.
wash and wear
35% wool, 15% nylon, 30% terylene, 20% Acrylic
