1 left - Halter Dress Stretchy Cotton Worst Ducks
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I’m not like trying to sound like an intelligent, smarmy scientist, but I believe the reason ducks are so delicious is that they are more of a fatty bird than is typical. This is because they have to have their body act as a lard boat to more easily float and keep them warm. I once was out on a winter spirit walk, in the dead of winter, snow, like, everywhere, and in the river by the walking path was just a duck relaxing and sitting in the water like it wasn’t even cold at all. The fat kept him or her warm. I believe that is thermodynamics.
They used to make duck phones. Why don’t they make those anymore? Oh, because we all just use tiny portable cell phones now, and even then, a gimmick phone was kind of a dumb waste of money and a good example of Western excess.
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-Cotton/Spandex Stretchy dress
