Unisex Cotton Capri Sun Pocket Tee Washed Navy

When I’m up on the mountains running downhill on the trails, it’s like my feet are defying gravity. I grip and rip it. I come down with so much speed and pull so many G’s into the turns that sometimes I can’t even stop. Most hikers know to get out of my way but last sunday some Karen thought she owned the trail and planted herself right in the middle right out of a blind curve. I tried to tell her to get to her right so I could tip toe around her on the single track but she just looked at me difiently. With no time and my incredible speed I ended up just plowing into her with full force. All of her limbs popped out of her socket and she died shortly thereafter. Thats why you need to get the fuck out of my way. I’m that fast when I surf the mountain with my feet which are like my tiny surfboards.

DETAILS:

center pocket in the front and back of the shirt

100% cotton 

Men's fit t-shirt