Mini Skort Stretchy Cotton Worst Ducks
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SIZING


These are my people. The Nawi people have accepted me as one of them. I cannot leave them. They have taught me so much about nature. My girlfriend is Nawi. She is neon green and has gills and a tail. We are very much in love. I consulted a medical doctor, and they said that our DNA is so different and incompatible that it would be easier for me to impregnate a zebra and make a half-human, half-zebra baby. We are looking at adopting.
DETAILS:
subtle V shaped yoke seam on the back to make the butt appear rounder
cotton/spandex stretchy pull on skort (same fabric as the stretchy flare pants and baby tee in the same print)
XS: Waist: 22.25", Length: 12"
S: Waist: 24.25", Length: 12.5"
M: Waist: 26.25", Length: 13"
L: Waist: 28.25", Length: 13.5"
XL: Waist: 30.75", Length: 14"
1X: Waist: 33.75", Length: 15"
2X: Waist: 36.75", Length: 16"
3X: Waist: 39.75", Length: 17"
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