Office Bias Cut Skirt Tencel Stripe Black
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I was once in an elevator with the famous film actor Ben Affleck. I joked with him that Jennifer Lopez must be really good in bed if he married that crazy bitch twice. He laughed and said I was right, but that she is a royal pain in the ass, and he is just too much of a fucked-up alcoholic to marry a normal non-celebrity woman. I said, "I hear you, brother. Hey, don’t be a stranger and have a beer with me sometime at the bar. At the end of the day, we’re both Boston brothers, and women are all crazy." He shook my hand, and we parted ways. I didn’t think much of it, since I run into celebrities all the time, but ten weeks later, I got a handwritten note and two free tickets to his latest film. He wrote, "Dear Dan, you see me for who I really am—a very flawed alcoholic who is just trying my best. Sincerely, your Boston brother forever, Ben Affleck."
DETAILS:
-100% woven tencel (non stretchy)
-luxury fabric moves, wears, and washes beautifully
-elastic waist pull on skirt
