Navy Soft Linen Vest
SIZING
Do you want to look like a total nerd that deserves to get shoved into lockers for multiple periods while crying for your parents on your first day at a new school after your Dad just got laid off from his job and you had to move in with your Mom’s eccentric family in Nebraska and everyone plays ice hockey and you can’t even ice skate and you love dungeons and dragons and no one at your new school likes dungeons and dragons and so they all call you a nerd and bully you? So you decide to learn how to ice skate even though you are poor and unathletic. Slowly but surely, through hard work, you buy skates and learn to play ice hockey. You eventually get good enough and beat your bully in the sport of ice hockey, and then he shakes your hand and says, “You’re alright, Murphy.” Do you want to look like that?
DETAILS:
-soft linen blend
-80% cotton, 20% linen
-mother of pearl buttons
