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Bikini Bod T-Shirt Dress Vegetable Medley

Regular price $148.00
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Have you ever crapped your pants or ever said or done something so stupid that people thought you might be suffering from a head injury? My business idea is that I make official-looking (but totally legal) medical cards stating that you suffer from a severe head injury. Hung over, tired at work, cranky, or just a genuinely dull person at social events? Just take this card out, and all will be forgiven. Legally, you can even hand this card to a cop as long as you yourself don’t make any false verbal statements, since the card does not pretend to represent or even imitate any real or actual legitimate organization of any kind. We say the cards are for entertainment purposes only. Wink.

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wool blend t-shirt dress with soft linen appliqué details