Bikini Bod T-Shirt Dress Vegetable Medley
- /per
SIZING


Have you ever crapped your pants or ever said or done something so stupid that people thought you might be suffering from a head injury? My business idea is that I make official-looking (but totally legal) medical cards stating that you suffer from a severe head injury. Hung over, tired at work, cranky, or just a genuinely dull person at social events? Just take this card out, and all will be forgiven. Legally, you can even hand this card to a cop as long as you yourself don’t make any false verbal statements, since the card does not pretend to represent or even imitate any real or actual legitimate organization of any kind. We say the cards are for entertainment purposes only. Wink.
DETAILS:
wool blend t-shirt dress with soft linen appliqué details
XS: Bust: 37", Length: 31.25"
S: Bust: 39", Length: 32"
M: Bust: 41.5", Length: 32.75"
L: Bust: 45", Length: 33.75"
XL: Bust: 48", Length: 34.75"
1X: Bust: 52", Length: 36.5"
2X: Bust: 56", Length: 38.25"
3X: Bust: 59", Length: 39.5"
I want you to be so excited about every item you purchase from me, so if you don't love your garment, send it back!
To begin processing your return or exchange, please go to our RETURNS PORTAL
Please make sure to package your return in its original bag. We are not able to accept returns if they are not packaged in their original garment bags. We offer one free exchange per order, excluding final sale purchases. Items ordered via exchange are eligible for store credit return only.
Returns must be submitted within 30 days of purchase.
Domestic Returns & Exchanges: You will be sent a pre-paid shipping label after you submit your return through the returns portal.
International Returns : We do not offer international exchanges at this time. You will need to ship your order back to us with a trackable label that you are responsible for. We cannot provide prepaid return labels for international exchanges at this time.
Adding product to your cart
Clothes on Humans
You might also like