Dead Leaf Shorts Blue Stripe
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We love themed restaurants. We love having an adventure while simultaneously eating food. But the business model just doesn’t work. It’s expensive as hell to have knights on horses jousting while you eat a cornish game hen. Normal restaurants already operate on razor-thin margins. I’ve worked in multiple highly rated restaurants. You don’t even want to know what corners they cut in the kitchen just to remain profitable. In a perfect world, every restaurant would be a themed restaurant, but we don’t live in a perfect world. I’m sorry. And don’t ever order deviled eggs on a Thursday. I’m not going to tell you why because you wouldn’t even believe me it if I told you the truth.
DETAILS:
Blue Striped Leaf Shorts
High Waist
Spikey Hem
Outer Seams
XS: Waist: 15.25", Hip: 27", Rise: 9"
S: Waist: 17", Hip: 29", Rise: 9.5"
M: Waist: 19", Hip: 31", Rise: 9.75"
L: Waist: 20.75", Hip: 33", Rise: 10"
XL: Waist: 22.75", Hip: 35", Rise: 10.5"
1X: Waist: 24.5", Hip: 37.5", Rise: 11"
2X: Waist: 26.75", Hip:40.5", Rise: 11.75"
3X: Waist: 29", Hip: 43.5", Rise: 12.5"
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