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Stainless Steel Lobster Necklace

Regular price $72.00
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Stainless Steel Lobster

Captured lobsters are required by law in most countries to have rubberbands on their claws because in 1897, a careless French chef in Toulouse, France had a lobster with unrestrained claws pinch onto his penis with such force that it instantly was severed. Some of the larger lobsters have been measured to have a pinch strength of 2,125 pounds per square inch. So you can imagine what that can do to the average penis.

DETAILS:

-18" long

-Stainless Steel

-No branding. Just clasps. 

wear it in the shower. wear it to the gym. wear it and never think about it again. die in it. rot in it. shiny forever.