Tent Dress Soft Linen Fancy Red Couch
SIZING
I went to a musical concert recently. I bought the tickets online for $340. I then paid for parking and a bottle of water, and found my seat. Once my third favorite musical act came out on stage to start the concert, I was suddenly compelled to start hysterically screaming—not words, just a hysterical scream. I don’t know why I felt that way, but I didn’t feel like I had a choice not to do it; I felt I had to. When the lead singer was not satisfied with the level of noise from the audience and stated, “I cannot hear you. Make some fucking noise, Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!” I screamed hysterically at the top of my lungs, hoping that if I screamed loud enough, he would be satisfied with me and invite me on stage. I don’t think he could hear me individually screaming, as my seat was quite far away and the arena was large and full—totally sold out.
DETAILS:
soft and washable linen blend
hidden side pockets
adjustable straps via a front tie.
