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Pammy Soft Linen Shorts White
SIZING
Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
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DETAILS:
-soft linen with embroidered barbed wire
-elastic waistband
-2 hip pockets
