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Dialectical Materialism Wool Blend Tommy Tee

Regular price $108.00
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Hegel and Marx foresaw the proletariat seizing the means of production, but they didn’t anticipate a future where an AI robot girlfriend’s uterus could mine enough Bitcoin to cover rent.

Bitcoin is dialectical materialism’s ghost—haunting Marx’s labor theory with a scarce, decentralized currency that requires no factory. It’s as if the proletariat seized the means but forgot to reveal the factory’s location.

Rather than refuting dialectical materialism, Bitcoin haunts it, embodying capitalism’s contradictions while defying Marx’s historical trajectory. Its rise highlights a timeless truth: theories are bound by their era, and the immaterial can hold as much power as the material.

If you graduated from Vassar with 200,000 dollars in student debt…You might be a redneck.


DETAILS:
Slightly cropped "Tommy tee" fit has very loose armholes and hits just below the belly button. 

a teensy bit sheer 

35% wool, 15% nylon, 30% terylene, 20% Acrylic