CREATIVE DIRECTOR Tencel Rib Underwear
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Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was when I asked the gnomes what the shape of the Earth is when I was on my second shot of ayuascha in the mountains of Peru? They didn’t even answer me. They just looked at each other like they couldn’t believe I just asked that as if it even needed to be stated that it is obviously flat. That was the last question I asked them that night, I was so fucking embarassed.
Why did we put a job title on underwear? It’s quirky? We sometimes intentionally make stupid clothes to keep people on their toes. If everything we made was clever and made sense, then life would be boring.
One of my biggest fears in life is that one night, raccoons will get into my apartments dumpster and dig through one of my garbage bags and tear it up and throw all the strewn about garbage all over the place and my shit will go everywhere. Because I throw my shit out with my household refuse at my apartment complex. Because I clogged my toilet. Three months ago. And I never fixed it. Because I don’t know how. And I can’t afford to pay someone to fix it. And I’m too embarrassed to have someone fix it at this point anyway, even if I did have money for a plumber. And I guess I’ve always lived like a slob anyway, so for someone like me, this is just kind of a minor inconvenience. But I should really take the bull by the horns and watch a plumbing how-to video on YouTube or something and try to fix this problem soon.
DETAILS:
Custom dyed Softy Stretchy Ribbed Tencel fabric is 88% Tencel, 12% spandex
Lowrise cheeky fit
Fit true to size
Tencel is a natural sustainable fabric that comes from Eucalyptus tree pulp. The wood pulp is processed into fiber, then yarn, then fabric. This process “closed loop” and environmentally friendly because it recycles water and reuses the solvent at a recovery rate of over 99%. Our soft, ribbed Tencel fabric is custom made and dyed by us. 88% tencel and 12% spandex. It’s comfy, breathable like cotton or linen, stretchy, and natural.
