Mini Skort Worst Ducks
SIZING
Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches
These are my people. The Nawi people have accepted me as one of them. I cannot leave them. They have taught me so much about nature. My girlfriend is Nawi. She is neon green and has gills and a tail. We are very much in love. I consulted a medical doctor, and they said that our DNA is so different and incompatible that it would be easier for me to impregnate a zebra and make a half-human, half-zebra baby. We are looking at adopting.
DETAILS:
subtle V shaped yoke seam on the back to make the butt appear rounder
cotton/spandex stretchy pull on skort
