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Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
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Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee
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Lone Star Long Sleeve Wool Blend Tee

$128.00
Size guide

SIZING

Our sizing chart is a general guide. Each garment we design is based on the measurements below, but there may be a degree of variation. Make sure to review the sizing details on a garment's product page to see additional fit notes and garment measurements.
Items are in “women’s” sizing unless specifically marked “unisex” at the beginning of the item title. All measurements listed in inches

If you live in Washington State and want a horse to have sexual intercourse with you, but you are too afraid to break the state law prohibiting the act, you can blame the former Boeing engineer, Kenneth D. Pinyan. Pinyan, who had lost a lot of feeling in his body due to a near-fatal motorcycle accident, felt compelled to insert larger and larger objects into his rectum to feel any kind of sensation, until one fateful Washington summer night, he was killed after having sex with a large male horse. Up until this point, there were no laws on the books against this, but once police tracked down the farm where Pinyan's death occurred and seized hundreds of tapes of animal abuse, a new law was quickly passed, and the party was over… as far as we know.

DETAILS:

-Re-creation of a vintage 70's t-shirt

-Wool blend t-shirt fabric with appliqué star and custom printed striped wool blend sleeves 

-Very soft and vintage feeling. Never itchy. 

A short guide to Wool Blends
Our wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. Line dry or dry flat, and if you can avoid the dryer, that'll keep your garment looking and feeling newer for longer.

35% wool, 15% nylon, 30% terylene, 20% Acrylic

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