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MUSEUM Adventure Hat Navy

Regular price $69.00
per 

The last time I was in a museum, I got kicked out because some nerd told me to be quiet and lower my voice. I told him to shut up and just worry about his ugly dog-faced wife. He then, with a straight face, told me that my girlfriend was ugly. I had to just laugh in his face because my girlfriend is a solid Miami 8, and his wife was a Boston 3 at best on a good day. The staff felt so bad for this nerd that they told me I had to leave, even though my girlfriend was lightyears hotter than his dog wife.

DETAILS:

100% cotton canvas with the website link embroidered using a vintage embroidery machine

Lined in soft cotton on the inside

faux plant leather slider to adjust string length 

One size fits most