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Dead Leaf Shorts Blue Stripe

Regular price $128.00
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We love themed restaurants. We love having an adventure while simultaneously eating food. But the business model just doesn’t work. It’s expensive as hell to have knights on horses jousting while you eat a cornish game hen. Normal restaurants already operate on razor-thin margins. I’ve worked in multiple highly rated restaurants. You don’t even want to know what corners they cut in the kitchen just to remain profitable. In a perfect world, every restaurant would be a themed restaurant, but we don’t live in a perfect world. I’m sorry. And don’t ever order deviled eggs on a Thursday. I’m not going to tell you why because you wouldn’t even believe me it if I told you the truth.

DETAILS:

Blue Striped Leaf Shorts

High Waist

Spikey Hem

Outer Seams

Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxurious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable. Outside seams for even more sensory satisfaction. 

Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%

machine washable