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Fashion Brand Company "Fashion Bux"

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TO REDEEM ADD ANY ITEM TO YOUR CART AND 1 FASHION BUX WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE INCLUDED WITH YOUR ORDER. PROMO ENDS APRIL 1ST 2024 AT MIDNIGHT PST 

Collect 10 Fashion brand Company FASHION BUX and you can redeem them for a yacht*. This is a manipulative marketing tactic to distract you from the fact that capitalism is a disease. You are all particularly vulnerable right now because it is Valentine's day and capitalism says that today is supposed to be a specific way or else you aren't doing something right. I will take advantage of that vulnerability by offering 1 free FASHION BUX with every order today. No order minimum. 1 FASHION BUX will automatically be added to your cart and you will feel a temporary sense of relief from the true horror of this country. 

*there is no yacht and there never will be a yacht because there is no way to obtain 10 of these coins because this is a 1 day promo and only 1 coin per customer is allowed so if you even obtained 10 coins you would be breaking the arbitrary rules that we just made up. Instead of just straight up lying to you we have created rules and loopholes that are misleading and only benefit us. 

FBC Official Brass Coin Tokens

Naked Lady with "Clothes for Lizards" Printed on Heads Side

Naked Bottom "No Cash Value" on Tails Side