{"title":"Tees","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"stripe-knit-long-sleeve","title":"Long Sleeve Shirt Blue Stripe","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"user-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quote-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"content-with-translation\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e-Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxurious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable. Outside seams for even more sensory satisfaction. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e-Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003eA short guide to Wool Blends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOur wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. 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But hey, his joke poem that killed his bestie entered the public domain and its opening lines made their way to this Tommy Tee, to represent one's urge to HO with hormonal imbalance often ending in only one of two ways.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Slightly cropped \"Tommy tee\" fit has very loose armholes and hits just below the belly button. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-a teensy bit sheer \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003eA short guide to Wool Blends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOur wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. 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A Luxurious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-spm-anchor-id=\"0.12243863.0.i248.50bf3e5fuubz28\" class=\"session-rich-content text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003eA short guide to Wool Blends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOur wool blend fabrics are knitted loosely to make it super soft and comfortable to wear. While our other garments can take a beating in the wash, our wool blends just need a little more care. Wool is naturally odor-resistant and can be worn multiple times before needing to be washed, so feel free to leave your wool blend pieces in a pile to rewear until you are ready to wash them. When washing, turn the garment inside out and throw it in the wash on a warm, gentle cycle using a liquid detergent to avoid excess friction that can cause the fabric to pill. 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