{"title":"mystery denim","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"nap-jeans-for-big-butts-black-denim","title":"Nap Jeans for big butts Black denim CROP","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese jeans are high-waisted and have a bit of stretch to them but don't lose their shape or become baggy after too much wear. J\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eust enough stretch so that you can comfortably lounge but enough structure to have a sculpting effect and make you feel held.\u003c\/span\u003e Custom gold FBC \"butt-on” and subtle booby dark blue embroidery on the butt pockets. This particular fit works really well for those of you blessed with a generous waist to hips ratio. No Waist gap! No camel toe! Great for beautiful thick thighs! Seriously though I get novel length emails from customers praising these pants more than any other item I have ever designed. Dozens of big-butted customers tell me these are hands down the best fitting pants they've ever had \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eARE YOU TALL? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fashionbrandcompany.com\/collections\/pants\/products\/nap-jeans-for-big-butts-tall\"\u003eTALL VERSION HAS 3\" OF EXTRA LEG LENGTH!\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eALSO TALLER VERSION WITH A 35\" INSEAM is also available. Go find them on the website its 2 am and I'm too sleepy to add a hyperlink. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zip fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Black denim fabric is 98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Custom FBC \"butt-on\" closure \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ankle length inseam 29” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company by Penelope Gazin","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Black","offer_id":45371723317556,"sku":"FBC0013737PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":41002577264691,"sku":"FBC0009385PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":41002577297459,"sku":"FBC0009386PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":41002577330227,"sku":"FBC0009387PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":41002577362995,"sku":"FBC0009388PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":41002577395763,"sku":"FBC0009389PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X \/ Black","offer_id":41002577428531,"sku":"FBC0009390PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X \/ Black","offer_id":41002577461299,"sku":"FBC0009391PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X \/ Black","offer_id":41002577494067,"sku":"FBC0009392PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X \/ Black","offer_id":41002577526835,"sku":"FBC0009393PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X \/ Black","offer_id":46209610121524,"sku":"FBC000016823PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/GMP_U2F2ZUdIMDE_8_1f8e036b-5a1e-4719-9e67-4d5d888912d1.gif?v=1734723775"},{"product_id":"nap-jeans-black-denim-with-yellow-thread-crop","title":"Nap jeans Black Denim with yellow thread Crop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a great option for those who want to be hugged in the hips but not too pinched in the waist. A great jean for driving long distances while wearing a diaper to visit your astronaut mistress. THAT LEVEL OF COMFORT! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCustom gold FBC \"butt-on”, contrasting yellow stitching, and yellow booby embroidery on the butt pockets. These pockets are not regular pockets. They are strategically placed to give the illusion of a bigger and perkier and wider dump truck.  Creates the illusion of volume even if there isn't that much. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eFIT NOTE: \u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eThese pants best fit a \"standard\" waist to hip ration and a standard size butt. These have a similar fit to our \"farm jeans\". I think these fit \u003cstrong\u003ea hair small\u003c\/strong\u003e so if are between sizes I would size up. If you are butt blessed I recommend checking out the \"nap jeans for big butts\" or the \"nap jeans for extra big butts\". Customers who wore an XS in the big butt nap jeans often wore a size S in these jeans. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zip fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-fabric is 98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Faded black denim with contrasting gold stitching throughout  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-29\" pant length inseam \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company by Penelope Gazin","offers":[{"title":"XXS","offer_id":47069036642612,"sku":"FBC000020153PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":44280645484852,"sku":"FBC1286PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":44280645517620,"sku":"FBC1287PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44280645550388,"sku":"FBC1288PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44280645583156,"sku":"FBC1289PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44280645615924,"sku":"FBC1290PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":44280645648692,"sku":"FBC1291PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":44280645681460,"sku":"FBC1292PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":44280645714228,"sku":"FBC1293PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":44280645746996,"sku":"FBC1294PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Emilyxkenna83_b0a2d73f-5a5c-4b5f-98c3-2080fb65d336.jpg?v=1721370506"},{"product_id":"farm-nap-jeans-crop","title":"Farm Nap Jeans Crop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe perfect jeans for being the hottest bitch on the tractor. Stretchy denim so you can really sprawl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003estretchy denim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efaux leather embossed tag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecustom \"butt-on\" gold fbc button \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eboobies embroidery on the butt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e29” inseam \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS","offer_id":47228374843700,"sku":"FBC000019068PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":47228374876468,"sku":"FBC000019069PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47228374909236,"sku":"FBC000019070PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47228374942004,"sku":"FBC000019071PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47228374974772,"sku":"FBC000019080PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47228375007540,"sku":"FBC000019081PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X","offer_id":47228375040308,"sku":"FBC000019082PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":47228375073076,"sku":"FBC000019083PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":47228375105844,"sku":"FBC000019084PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":47228375138612,"sku":"FBC000019085PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":47228375171380,"sku":"FBC000019086PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Liv239_babc1722-dbfa-4b76-9adc-cf71c29888c5.jpg?v=1750620217"},{"product_id":"nap-jeans-for-big-butts-tall","title":"Nap Jeans for big butts black denim","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHIS IS THE TALL VERSION AND HAS 2.5\" OF EXTRA LEG LENGTH! Inseams are 31”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fashionbrandcompany.com\/products\/black-perfect-high-waist-jeans\"\u003eStandard Length available here \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese jeans are high-waisted and have a bit of stretch to them but don't lose their shape or become baggy after too much wear. J\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eust enough stretch so that you can comfortably lounge but enough structure to have a sculpting effect and make you feel held.\u003c\/span\u003e Custom gold FBC \"butt-on” and subtle booby dark blue embroidery on the butt pockets. This particular fit works really well for those of you blessed with a generous waist to hips ratio. No Waist gap! No camel toe! Great for beautiful thick thighs! Seriously though I get novel length emails from customers praising these pants more than any other item I have ever designed. Dozens of big-butted customers tell me these are hands down the best fitting pants they've ever had \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zip fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Black denim fabric is 98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Custom FBC \"butt-on\" closure \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-31” LONG INSEAM \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company by Penelope Gazin","offers":[{"title":"XXS","offer_id":47276282511668,"sku":"FBC000018356PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":47276282577204,"sku":"FBC000018357PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47276282642740,"sku":"FBC000018358PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47276282708276,"sku":"FBC000018359PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47276282773812,"sku":"FBC000018360PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47276282839348,"sku":"FBC000018361PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X","offer_id":47276282904884,"sku":"FBC000018362PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":47276282970420,"sku":"FBC000018363PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":47276283035956,"sku":"FBC000018364PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":47276283101492,"sku":"FBC000018365PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":47276283167028,"sku":"FBC000018366PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/AliciaEcomm153_711f40aa-6000-4c8d-b77f-1e5885f473e9.jpg?v=1734723705"},{"product_id":"tall-farm-nap-jeans","title":"Farm Nap Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe perfect jeans for being the hottest bitch on the tractor. Stretchy denim so you can really sprawl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003estretchy denim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efaux leather embossed tag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecustom \"butt-on\" gold fbc button \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eboobies embroidery on the butt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e32\" inseam\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS","offer_id":47428396941620,"sku":"FBC000020164PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":47428396974388,"sku":"FBC000020165PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47428397007156,"sku":"FBC000020166PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47428397039924,"sku":"FBC000020167PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":47428397072692,"sku":"FBC000020168PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47428397105460,"sku":"FBC000020169PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":47428397138228,"sku":"FBC000020170PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":47428397170996,"sku":"FBC000020171PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":47428397203764,"sku":"FBC000020172PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":47428397236532,"sku":"FBC000020173PG","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Mimi93.jpg?v=1709546311"},{"product_id":"tall-nap-jeans-for-big-butts-black-denim","title":"TALL Nap Jeans for Big Butts black denim","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese jeans are high-waisted and have a bit of stretch to them but don't lose their shape or become baggy after too much wear. J\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eust enough stretch so that you can comfortably lounge but enough structure to have a sculpting effect and make you feel held.\u003c\/span\u003e Custom gold FBC \"butt-on” and subtle booby dark blue embroidery on the butt pockets. This particular fit works really well for those of you blessed with a generous waist to hips ratio. No Waist gap! No camel toe! Great for beautiful thick thighs! Seriously though I get novel length emails from customers praising these pants more than any other item I have ever designed. Dozens of big-butted customers tell me these are hands down the best fitting pants they've ever had \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e=33\" inseam\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zip fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Black denim fabric is 98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Custom FBC \"butt-on\" closure \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47868500377908,"sku":"FBC000021404XS","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47868500410676,"sku":"FBC000021405S","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47868500443444,"sku":"FBC000021406M","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47868500476212,"sku":"FBC000021407L","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47868500508980,"sku":"FBC000021408XL","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":47868500541748,"sku":"FBC0000214091X","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":47868500574516,"sku":"FBC0000214102X","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":47868500607284,"sku":"FBC0000214113X","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Londyn213.jpg?v=1726168041"},{"product_id":"easy-access-zipper-jeans-black","title":"Easy Access Zipper Jeans Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor legs that go alllllll the way up, and a crotch that goes alllll the way down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-subtle \"boob\" embroidery on back  pockets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e -99% cotton 1% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e-custom ykk zipper - super sturdy. Not uncomfortable. I have worn these with 0 discomfort but i would recommend wearing these with underwear just in case. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e-30\" inseam\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Black","offer_id":48194919956788,"sku":"FBC000025365XXSBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48194919989556,"sku":"FBC000025366XSBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48194920022324,"sku":"FBC000025375SBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48194920055092,"sku":"FBC000025376MBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48194920087860,"sku":"FBC000025377LBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48194920120628,"sku":"FBC000025378XLBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Black","offer_id":48194920153396,"sku":"FBC0000253791XBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Black","offer_id":48194920186164,"sku":"FBC0000253802XBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Black","offer_id":48194920218932,"sku":"FBC0000253813XBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Black","offer_id":48194920251700,"sku":"FBC0000253824XBLAC","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Mimi103.jpg?v=1727370083"},{"product_id":"white-pages-nap-jeans","title":"White Pages Nap Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI miss the days when you could walk into an old person's home and see stacks of newspapers stacked all the way to the ceiling so that it was literally acting as a support column for their leaky roof. Kids today will never experience that. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e-98% cotton 2% spandex custom made denim (same denim and general fit as our farm nap jeans)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-custom printed original telephone book print (NSFW?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zipper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-silver butt button\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837272372,"sku":"FBC000026555XSWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837305140,"sku":"FBC000026556SWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837337908,"sku":"FBC000026557MWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837370676,"sku":"FBC000026558LWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837403444,"sku":"FBC000026559XLWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837436212,"sku":"FBC0000265601XWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837468980,"sku":"FBC0000265612XWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837501748,"sku":"FBC0000265623XWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X \/ White Pages","offer_id":48307837534516,"sku":"FBC0000265634XWHIT","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/0J4A4953.jpg?v=1751135702"},{"product_id":"red-striped-railroad-pant","title":"Red Thin Striped Railroad Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou ever see a guy get cut in half by a train? They don’t always die quick. Sometimes they don’t even bleed out that fast. It’s slow, painful, and they are confused. You try to hold their hand and ask if they have a loved one that you can call for them, but you know it’s just to keep them distracted from the fact that they were just cut in half by a train. You are out in the middle of nowhere. No cell reception for miles. By the time the helicopter even makes it to him, they’ll already be toe-tagging him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e98% cotton 2% spandex custom made denim just for us\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eykk zipper\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335349023028,"sku":"FBC000028517XXSRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335349711156,"sku":"FBC000028518XSRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350104372,"sku":"FBC000028519SRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350137140,"sku":"FBC000028520MRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350169908,"sku":"FBC000028521LRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350366516,"sku":"FBC000028522XLRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350432052,"sku":"FBC0000285231XRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350464820,"sku":"FBC0000285242XRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350628660,"sku":"FBC0000285253XRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Red Striped Railroad","offer_id":48335350989108,"sku":"FBC0000285264XRED","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Wholesale437_9d44e1ea-cfb2-4731-9b15-072ac09e18cd.jpg?v=1755969270"},{"product_id":"nap-jeans-for-extra-big-butts-2-0","title":"1 left - Nap Jeans for Extra Big Butts 2.0","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you are ever confronted by interdimensional beings or aliens, the most important thing to consider is that they actually may be demons wishing to do you harm or trick you. Do not ever put your full trust in them and remain cautiously skeptical. Yes, they may perform small impressive miracles right before your very eyes, but do not be deceived. It is all just Satanic trickery.  And do not allow them to have control of your soul, even temporarily. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese pants are new and improved with a 13\" difference between the waist and hip measurements. No more waist gaps!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFit Note: you may be smaller in these jeans than your usual size in other pants! Go by the waist measurements (which also stretches) and trust in the universe that the hips will fit. If you are between sizes and want a sleek tight fit I recommend sizing down. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-98% cotton 2% spandex \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Breast embroidery on back pockets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Butt-on button \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-ykk zip fly \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Black","offer_id":48505638355252,"sku":"FBC0030076XXSBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48382958829876,"sku":"FBC000027716XSBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48382958862644,"sku":"FBC000027708SBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48382958895412,"sku":"FBC000027709MBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48382958928180,"sku":"FBC000027710LBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48382958960948,"sku":"FBC000027711XLBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X \/ Black","offer_id":48382958993716,"sku":"FBC0000277121XBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X \/ Black","offer_id":48382959026484,"sku":"FBC0000277132XBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X \/ Black","offer_id":48382959059252,"sku":"FBC0000277143XBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X \/ Black","offer_id":48382959092020,"sku":"FBC0000277154XBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X \/ Black","offer_id":48476427518260,"sku":"FBC00294305XBLAC","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Carolina41.jpg?v=1739476499"},{"product_id":"brown-striped-railroad-pant","title":"Brown Thin Striped Railroad Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou ever see a guy get cut in half by a train? They don’t always die quick. Sometimes they don’t even bleed out that fast. It’s slow, painful, and they are confused. You try to hold their hand and ask if they have a loved one that you can call for them, but you know it’s just to keep them distracted from the fact that they were just cut in half by a train. You are out in the middle of nowhere. No cell reception for miles. By the time the helicopter even makes it to him, they’ll already be toe-tagging him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e98% cotton 2% spandex \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963754292,"sku":"FBC000028527XXSBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963787060,"sku":"FBC000028528XSBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963819828,"sku":"FBC000028529SBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963852596,"sku":"FBC000028530MBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963885364,"sku":"FBC000028531LBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963918132,"sku":"FBC000028532XLBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963950900,"sku":"FBC0000285331XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404963983668,"sku":"FBC0000285372XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404964016436,"sku":"FBC0000285383XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Brown Striped Railroad","offer_id":48404964049204,"sku":"FBC0000285394XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Ilanaecomm5_6fa5ac0e-88b3-4ca1-8dd1-bc9a23895e7c.jpg?v=1744855742"},{"product_id":"brown-big-stripe-railroad-pant","title":"Brown Thick Stripe Railroad Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou ever see a guy get cut in half by a train? They don’t always die quick. Sometimes they don’t even bleed out that fast. It’s slow, painful, and they are confused. You try to hold their hand and ask if they have a loved one that you can call for them, but you know it’s just to keep them distracted from the fact that they were just cut in half by a train. You are out in the middle of nowhere. No cell reception for miles. By the time the helicopter even makes it to him, they’ll already be toe-tagging him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966080820,"sku":"FBC000028540XXSBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966113588,"sku":"FBC000028541XSBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966146356,"sku":"FBC000028542SBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966179124,"sku":"FBC000028543MBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966211892,"sku":"FBC000028550LBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966244660,"sku":"FBC000028551XLBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966277428,"sku":"FBC0000285521XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966310196,"sku":"FBC0000285532XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966342964,"sku":"FBC0000285543XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Brown Big Stripe","offer_id":48404966375732,"sku":"FBC0000285554XBROW","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/0J4A8278_eeb3584d-cd6c-4f62-8527-87a859837beb.jpg?v=1763326772"},{"product_id":"easy-access-zipper-jeans-light-wash","title":"Easy Access Zipper Jeans Medium Wash","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor legs that go alllllll the way up, and a crotch that goes alllll the way down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-subtle \"boob\" embroidery on back  pockets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e -98% cotton 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\"\u003e-custom ykk zipper - super sturdy. Not uncomfortable. I have worn these with 0 discomfort but i would recommend wearing these with underwear just in case. \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XXS \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708017460,"sku":"FBC000028844XXSLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708050228,"sku":"FBC000028845XSLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708082996,"sku":"FBC000028846SLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708115764,"sku":"FBC000028847MLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708148532,"sku":"FBC000028848LLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708181300,"sku":"FBC000028849XLLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708214068,"sku":"FBC0000288501XLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708246836,"sku":"FBC0000288512XLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708279604,"sku":"FBC0000288523XLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Light Wash Blue","offer_id":48410708312372,"sku":"FBC0000288534XLIGH","price":218.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/Mariah141_c918db08-494d-4d98-b703-e2b5421ecc06.jpg?v=1750620049"},{"product_id":"kennas-dream-jeans","title":"Kenna's Dream Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-100% cotton non stretch denim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-designed and fit perfected by Kenna\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eKenna is generally between a 1x\/2x and wears a 1x in the Dream Jeans. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHer body measurements:\u003cbr\u003eHip-54\"\u003cbr\u003eWaist-39\"\u003cbr\u003eInseam-28\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHeight- 5'6\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003eJeans run \u003cstrong\u003elarge\u003c\/strong\u003e. If you are in between sizes or want a more fitted fit, size down!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458202932,"sku":"FBC0032310XSBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458235700,"sku":"FBC0032311SBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458268468,"sku":"FBC0032312MBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458301236,"sku":"FBC0032313LBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458334004,"sku":"FBC0032314XLBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458366772,"sku":"FBC00323151XBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458399540,"sku":"FBC00323162XBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458432308,"sku":"FBC00323173XBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458465076,"sku":"FBC00323184XBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X \/ Blue","offer_id":48605458497844,"sku":"FBC00323195XBLUE","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/jeans8.jpg?v=1773562762"},{"product_id":"coyote-ugly-lace-up-jeans","title":"Coyote Ugly Lace Up Jeans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou used to be able to sell a movie pitch to a big shot like Jerry Bruckheimer by telling him that Tyra Banks had already signed on to act in it. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Lace Up Jeans Denim Jean \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-100% Cotton  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Faux suede laces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Low rise \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Ykk Zipper \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Shiny Silver Butt-on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFit note: these fit very low rise and a 1\/2 size too small. I recommend sizing up if you are between sizes or have big dumptruck. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fashion Brand Company","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124716852,"sku":"FBC0033886XSDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124749620,"sku":"FBC0033887SDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124782388,"sku":"FBC0033888MDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124815156,"sku":"FBC0033889LDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124847924,"sku":"FBC0033890XLDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1X \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124880692,"sku":"FBC00338911XDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124913460,"sku":"FBC00338922XDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Denim","offer_id":48761124946228,"sku":"FBC00338933XDENI","price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0101\/9278\/1369\/files\/0J4A2429.jpg?v=1771265268"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.fashionbrandcompany.com\/collections\/mystery-denim.oembed","provider":"Fashion Brand Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}